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Fun_Dad_82 Reviews "Alice in Wonderland"

Tim Burton is always such a weird guy.  You ask me?  I think guys like that need to be kept away from your kids, if you know what I mean.  You don't want glitter on your boys.  But once upon a time, he made something really special and makes you think twice about judging based on looks.

That movie was his version of the classic tale "Alice in Wonderland."  He made this world you've never seen before with all kinds of colors and lighting.  It has his wife in it!

Alice goes on this adventure in a strange land where she is the hero.  You'll never guess what happens next - she has to fight the bad guys and save the day in an epic battle.  That's amazing!

There is all kinds of imagination that Burton came up with on his own because he is a TRUE AMERICAN HERO.  We should fund more arts projects or our kids will be lame.  That is a true message of this movie if you know what I mean.

The best part of all is this actor guy that they cast as the mad hatter.  His name is Jeff Depp and he's amazing.  The way he laughs?  Hysterical!  You won't have a better laugh.  Not even when you try.  I think he's new though, so maybe he might not be in many movies yet.

And the words are funny too!  They invent things to make a funny way of speaking.  Like when Alice has to find the best weapon to defeat the bad guy?  They call it an "s word."  Get it?  S Word?  It's like she's fighting with a big poo!  Ha!

Well I'll say this about the movie.  If you want to beat up a bad guy with a turd, that's like giving an oscar to Pulp Fiction.  It deserves it by now.

Some are saying that Disney is too commercial, but I don't think so.

This is a movie to watch with the whole family.  But not your kids because the caterpillar is way too sexy for my house.

I give it four smiles!